Dear Popcorn,
I'm breaking up with you. You are too tempting, and I can never have just a little of you. Our relationship is destructive...you seem unassuming and then you sneak your friends butter and salt into the house.
So you are now banned from my house. Turn in your popper, leave the oven mitt on the counter.
My big fat butt thanks you.
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